♥
ALL BODIES WELCOME
A genuinely inclusive cast of clients, crushes, and chaos agents. Romance optional. Judgement forbidden.
★ ADULTS ONLY ★
Gaydrian
and the
Golden Strip
This game contains raunchy comedy, suggestive themes, and questionable golf swings. You must be 18+ to enter.
Entering will play music. Turn your speakers up. Or down. We're not your boss.
▶ NOW LOADING . . . SUKHUMVIT.EXE
A 16-BIT BANGKOK
COMEDY ADVENTURE
Run the smoothest Brazilian waxing studio on Sukhumvit. Wax the regulars. Dodge the regrets. Chase the dream of becoming Bangkok's most beloved follicle-free entrepreneur.
♥ ALL BODIES WELCOME♥ WAX ON, WORRIES OFF♥ CONFIDENCE IS SEXY♥ SMOOTH IS A LIFESTYLE♥ BARE IS BRAVE♥ ★ 1991-ISH ★♥ ALL BODIES WELCOME♥ WAX ON, WORRIES OFF♥ CONFIDENCE IS SEXY♥ SMOOTH IS A LIFESTYLE♥ BARE IS BRAVE♥ ★ 1991-ISH ★♥ ALL BODIES WELCOME♥ WAX ON, WORRIES OFF♥ CONFIDENCE IS SEXY♥ SMOOTH IS A LIFESTYLE♥ BARE IS BRAVE♥ ★ 1991-ISH ★♥ ALL BODIES WELCOME♥ WAX ON, WORRIES OFF♥ CONFIDENCE IS SEXY♥ SMOOTH IS A LIFESTYLE♥ BARE IS BRAVE♥ ★ 1991-ISH ★
CHAPTER ONE
MEET GAYDRIAN.
THE LAST OF THE GREAT WAXERS.
Once the most feared back-wax in Sydney, Gaydrian has packed up his two phones, his "borrowed" ladies' wallet, and his unshakable confidence and moved everything above the BTS line on Sukhumvit. His mission? Open Wax & Co. — Bangkok's first truly judgement-free Brazilian waxing studio, where every regret can be buffed away by morning.
But between the rent on Soi 11, a cursed batch of strawberry wax, a rival spa run by a karaoke-loving ex, and a tuk-tuk driver who may or may not be in love with him, our hero is going to need more than charm. He's going to need YOU.
▶ SCREENS
STRAIGHT FROM THE GAME
HAND-PUSHED PIXELS · 320×200 NATIVE · SCALED FOR YOUR 4K SHAME
▶ FEATURES
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
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POINT. CLICK. PEEL.
Classic 9-verb adventure controls, rebuilt with a satisfying RRRIIIPPP for every solved puzzle.
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60+ HAND-PIXELED ROOMS
From Nana Plaza alleys to rooftop saunas. Every neon sign painted dot by sticky dot.
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ORIGINAL SYNTH SOUNDTRACK
32 tracks of sleazy CRT funk and Bangkok-night ambient by the artists who scored your last bad decision.
★
BRANCHING REGRETS
Choices matter. Some endings will haunt you. One ending involves a parrot. We won't say which.
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FULL ENGLISH + THAI
Localized with love (and a small amount of mild profanity) for the Bangkok crowd. ภาษาไทยพร้อมแล้ว.
▶ CAST
GAYDRIAN
PROPRIETOR · WAX & CO. · LVL 47
An Australian legend in his own mind, Gaydrian arrived in Bangkok with two burner phones, a lady's wallet he swears is ironic, and a golf handicap that somehow gets better the more Tiger Lagers he drinks. He believes deeply in three things: the perfect fade, a cheeky 9-iron, and generous applications of strawberry wax.
Currently averaging three holes-in-one per round — all witnessed by himself — and still searching for a caddy brave enough to fact-check him.
- CHARM ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯
- GOLF ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
- WAX SKL ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯
- SHAME ▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
- PHONES ▮▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
- RENT $$ ▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
▶ CAST
KAYWEEN
CEO · FERRARI ENTHUSIAST · LVL 99
An American legend in absolutely everyone's mind — especially his own. Kayween arrived in Bangkok with three passports, seven LLCs, and a golf bag that costs more than your apartment. He believes deeply in disruption, passive income, and calling his caddy "chief".
Currently on his fourth Ferrari this fiscal year because red "spoke to his personal brand." Has never played a full 18 without helicoptering to a board meeting on hole 9. His handicap is a trade secret. His spray tan is not.
- HUMILITY ▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
- GOLF ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
- FERRARIS ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
- TAN LVL ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯
- LLCS ▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯▯▯
- BOARD MTG ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯
▶ CAST
PIM
WAX THERAPIST · BODYGUARD · LVL 82
The only person in Bangkok who can make a Brazilian wax feel like a spa day and knock out a rowdy tourist with a single elbow. Pim runs the treatment room at Wax & Co. with an iron fist and a warm depilatory wand. Gaydrian may sign the checks, but everyone knows who actually keeps the lights on.
Part-time bodyguard, full-time legend. She's broken up three bar fights, two engagements, and one very confused hen party. Her philosophy is simple: smooth skin, smooth operations, and absolutely no drama before noon.
- STRENGTH ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
- WAX SKL ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
- BEAUTY ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
- PATIENCE ▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
- HEELS ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯
- KICKS ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
▶ CAST
SODO M. IZER
RIVAL · ACTOR DATER · LVL 69
Half-American, half-Vietnamese, all trouble. Sodo M. Izer breezed into Bangkok like he owned the place — which, legally, he might after that zoning "misunderstanding" with the golf course. He believes deeply in the ladies, late-night whiskey, and making Gaydrian's life a living hell.
His golf swing is a war crime. His dating history is a press release. Currently seeing his fourth actress this quarter while somehow stealing every girl Gaydrian even thinks about. Has never met a waxing table he didn't run from screaming.
- CHARM ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯
- GOLF ▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
- RIVALRY ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
- ACTRESSES ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯
- DIGNITY ▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
- WAX FEAR ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
▶ PRESS START
COMING SOON.
SMOOTHER THAN EVER.
Drop your e-mail to get a beta key, the original synth soundtrack single, and one (1) emotionally devastating in-game postcard from Gaydrian himself.
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